Week 1 AFC Recap

Week 1 was absolute chaos — in the best possible way.

Touchdown Dance Denise came out swinging and grabbed the Week 1 scoring crown with a massive 149.96 points. Kenneth Walker led the charge with 32.6, while Jonathan Taylor added 23.6.

And Denise could have done even more damage — Jalen Coker scored 29.8 points while sitting on the bench.

TOP TEAMS
Touchdown Dance Denise — 149.96 points
K. Walker — 32.6
J. Taylor — 23.6
NO Kneelers — 137.46
J. Gibbs — 31.1
P. Mahomes — 22.66
The Pigskins — 128.76
C. Watson — 29.7
A. St. Brown — 23.7

TOP PERFORMERS
C. Williams — Motor City Cats — 37.26 points
J. Allen — Overtime Brian — 35.66
D. Henry — Gray-t Gridiron — 34.8
K. Walker — Touchdown Dance Denise — 32.6
D. Swift — Gray-t Gridiron — 31.9

BIGGEST LETDOWNS
Fantasy football can be cruel.
J. Chase — Overtime RICHARD — 2.2 points
J. Waddle — Motor City Cats — 0.7
C. Loveland — Out of my way Dave — 0
K. Gainwell — Brooke View Trailblazers — 2.3
R. Doubs — Brooke View Trailblazers — 0

J. Chase at 2.2 points has to be one of the biggest Week 1 surprises.

BENCH PLAYER HALL OF SHAME
Otherwise known as: “You scored HOW MANY on my bench?”
J. Coker — Touchdown Dance Denise — 29.8 points
J. Dart — Touchdown Dance Denise — 26.6
T. Shough — Gray-t Gridiron — 25.2
C. Hubbard — Gray-t Gridiron — 22.2
B. Purdy — NO Kneelers — 22.1

Denise wins the unofficial “Most Points Left Sitting Around Doing Nothing” Award this week.

CLOSEST MATCHUP
Tipsy Tacklers 107.72 points
over
Let’s Go!! 105.30 points

Margin of victory: just 2.42 points.

That’s the kind of matchup where you start replaying every lineup decision you made all week.

COMMISSIONER NOTES
Week 1 gave us huge scores, superstar disappearing acts, monster bench performances, and one nail-biter.

It’s only Week 1. Nobody panic.

Well… maybe Richard can panic a little about Ja’Marr Chase.

Good luck in Week 2!

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